關於英語小笑話短文中學

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　　關於中學英語小笑話短文篇1

　　Is it a boy or a girl

　　A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

　　B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

　　A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

　　B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

　　關於中學英語小笑話短文篇2

　　Why should I give you money

　　A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity.

　　"First of all", says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it's not covered by healthcare. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..."

　　"I'm terribly sorry", says the United Way man, "I feel bad about asking for money."

　　The Lawyer responds, "Yeah, well if I'm not giving them any money, why should I give you any?"

　　關於中學英語小笑話短文篇3

　　Where does God live

　　Teacher: Where does God live?

　　Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

　　Teacher: Why do you say that?

　　Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

　　關於中學英語小笑話短文篇4

　　Why women talk more than man

　　A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day.

　　She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

　　He said, "What?"