簡短爆笑幽默英文小笑話大全

　　不管文體與笑話如何相似，若他不能讓人發笑，那它就不能算是笑話。如果能引人發笑的，我們都可以將其看作笑話。小編整理了簡短爆笑幽默英文小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡短爆笑幽默英文小笑話篇一

　　Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

　　Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

　　Reggie: That's what I want to find out.

　　裡基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你願意過來和他玩一會嗎?

　　羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎?

　　裡基：這正是我想要查明的。

　　簡短爆笑幽默英文小笑話篇二

　　Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"

　　Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"

　　婚後已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我們結婚35週年紀念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?”

　　他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我：“因此，你想交換座位嗎?”

　　簡短爆笑幽默英文小笑話篇三

　　"Ten steps from the porch***門廊*** and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. "There be treasure there! Aawrgh."

　　So the next day Jimmy began to dig. He dug until the hole was deep and the dirt pile was high.

　　He kept digging. The hole got deeper and the dirt pile got higher.

　　He dug until the hole was deepest and the dirt pile was at its highest. He sighed. "I'm too tired. I can't dig anymore." Then he spied something... but it was only one of Woofy's bones. Instead of treasure, all Jimmy had was a dog bone, a hole, and a big pile of dirt to fill it in with. He thought "That pirate lied to me!"

　　But when Jimmy's mother saw what he had done, she clasped***緊抱，扣緊*** her hands and smiled a smile from here to Sunday. "Oh, thank you, Jimmy. I always wanted a rhododendron***杜鵑*** bush planted just there. Here's $5.00 for digging that hole."