幽默英文小笑話大全爆笑

　　笑話作為民間口頭創作,深受廣大人民喜愛,笑話從一定程度上反映了社會現實、民族心態及價值觀。小編整理了爆笑的幽默英文小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　爆笑的幽默英文小笑話篇一

　　Teacher: David，why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?

　　老師:“戴維，你為什麼不洗洗你的臉呢?我都看得出來你今天一早上吃的是什麼。”

　　David: What was it?

　　戴維:“我吃什麼了呢?”

　　Teacher: Eggs.

　　老師:“雞蛋。”

　　David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.

　　戴維:“不對，老師，那是我昨天吃的。”

　　爆笑的幽默英文小笑話篇二

　　A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.

　　一個男人把車開到了每小時130英里的時速。警察把他攔了一下來。

　　“Sorry, officer.” Said the driver, “Was I driving too fast?”

　　“對不起，警官，”司機說，“我是不是開得太快了?”

　　“No, sir. You were flying too slow.”

　　“沒有，先生，你只是飛得太慢了。”

　　爆笑的幽默英文小笑話篇三

　　Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.

　　顧客:“我懷疑這裡的牛奶是否新鮮。”

　　Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS!

　　侍者:“新鮮?三個小時前它還是一堆草呢!”

　　爆笑的幽默英文小笑話篇四

　　Teacher: What’s the shape of our earth, Henry?

　　老師:“地球是什麼形狀的?亨利。”

　　Henry: It's round.

　　亨利:“圓的。”

　　Teacher: Well，how do you know it is round?

　　老師:“好，你是怎麼知道的?”

　　Henry: All right, it's square then. I don't want to start an argument about it.

　　亨利:“那就是方的好了，我可不想為此與你爭論。”