幽默英文笑話帶中文翻譯

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing***耕地*** , and his horse immediately galloped***疾馳，飛奔*** five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.

　　一位農夫在犁田時，不慎跌倒摔傷了屁股，他的馬立即飛奔到五哩外最近的小鎮，載了一位醫生回來。

　　"that’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.

　　一個朋友看到後便誇讚說：“你這匹馬真是聰明!”

　　"well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "the doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"

　　農夫說：“也沒有你想的那麼聰明啦!它帶來的是一位獸醫!”

　　篇二

　　a fat lady walked into the dress shop. "i'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.

　　一個胖女人走進服裝店。“我想看一件適合我穿的衣服，”她告訴店員說。

　　"so would i," said the tactless clerk.

　　“我也是。”不太老練的店員說道。

　　篇三

　　a little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. the family dog began to howl along dismally.

　　一個小男孩在練習小提琴，他的父親在讀報紙。隨著小男孩的琴聲，家裡養的狗也開始高一聲低一聲的叫起來。

　　finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, "can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"

　　最後，小男孩的父親實在忍不下去了，說，“難道你就不能拉一些狗聽不懂的曲子嗎?”

　　篇四

　　stranger: catch any fish?

　　陌生人：釣到魚了嗎?

　　fisherman: did i! i took forty out of this stream this morning.

　　釣魚者：我是誰?一早晨我就在這條小溪釣到了40多條魚呢。

　　stranger: know who i am? i'm the game warden.

　　陌生人：你知道我是誰嗎?我是這裡的漁獵執行官。

　　fisherman: know who i am? i'm the biggest liar in the state.

　　釣魚者：那你知道我是誰嗎?我是全國最大的說謊者。