關於簡單又好笑的英語笑話

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　　：Farmers Daughters

　　One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night. The first date comes to the door. the farmer answers the door. The first date says, "Hi my name is Joe, I'm here to take your daughter Flow to eat some dough."

　　The farmer says sure. Soon the second date comes to the door, "the date says hi, I'm Freddy, I'm here to take your daughter Betty to eat some spaghetti." The farmer goes sure.

　　Then the last date comes to the door. "he say hi, my name is Chuc-k..."The farmer goes "Get the hell out of my house!!!

　　：Farmer's Daughter

　　There was a men who is lost in a forest during a storm. He came to a house and knocked on the door. A farmer came out and asked, "what the hell do you want?"

　　The man asked, "Could I spend a night here?"

　　"Sure, but you can't touch my daughter."

　　So the man was sleeping that night, when the daughter came in. And that night, they did it. The next night, they did it, too. The next night, they did it, again.

　　Until one night, the daughter said to the man, "I am tired of doing it in your room."

　　So the man went to the daughter's room and did it. The next night, they did it The next night, they did it, too The next night, they did it again.

　　They have done it in every single room in the house EXECPT the father's room.

　　So one night they decided to go to the father's room and do it. When they went in, the father has fallen deep into sleep.

　　The man asked, "what the hell is that hairy thing in his bed?"

　　The daughter said, "it's his hairy ass"

　　So the man and the daughter were doing it in his room for 2 weeks and they loved it.

　　But unfortunatly, one day, the father came to the man and go, "we need to talk."

　　"What, I didn't have sex with your daughter!"

　　"I will tell you the truth, I don't care if you have sex with my daughter anymore, just don't use my hairy ass as a score board!"

　　：Why Am I So Special, Pa?

　　"How was your first day in third grade, Johnny?" asked his father.

　　"Good," said Johnny. "The teacher asked each of us to count to 100. Some kids couldn't get past 30, but I made all the way to 100 without a single mistake!"

　　"That's good, son. That's because you're from Arkansas."

　　After the next day of school, he asked again.

　　"I did good today, too, Dad. In language class, we had to say the alphabet. Some kids couldn't get past P, but I made all the way to Z without a single mistake!"

　　"That's good, son. That's because you're from Arkansas."

　　After the third day of school, Johnny came home looking troubled.

　　"What's the matter, son?" asked Dad.

　　"Oh, I dunno. Today we had Physical Education, and afterwards, in the shower, I noticed that, well, the other boys in my class, uh, well Dad, they all have little tiny ones. Mine must be ten times bigger than theirs! Is that because I'm from Arkansas?"

　　"No, son," explained Dad. "That's because you're 18!"

　　：Pee By Number

　　A mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers.

　　"1. Open your fly. 2. Take out your equipment. 3. Pull back the skin. 4. Do your business. 5. Let the skin forward. 6. Stow your equipment. 7. Close your fly."

　　She checked on him often to make sure he had learned his lesson, and each time heard him through the outhouse door saying, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 7."

　　She was pleased with his progress until that day when she passed the bathroom door and heard, "3-5, 3-5, 3-5."

　　：Them Thar Fairy Tales

　　What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!...