關於簡短又好笑的英文笑話

  笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。小編整理了,歡迎閱讀!

  篇一

  Cheap price for a horse 便宜的馬

  After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.

  Inadvertently***非故意地*** the paper added a comma to the ad, which read , saddle and bridle for $50.

  Immediately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?

  Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously***錯誤地*** typed ad.

  無意中報紙在廣告語中加了個逗號,讀起來成這樣了,50元賣馬,馬鞍和馬韁繩。

  一個人衷愛的馬死了,他打算在報上登則廣告如下:50元賣馬鞍和馬韁繩。

  馬上就有人詢問這則廣告。這馬的價格真是太便宜了,詢問者說,馬有什麼毛病嗎?

  哦,它是死的,安排這條誤入的廣告的人回答道。

  篇二

  The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."

  兩個男孩子在後院露營,他們不知道到了晚上幾點鐘。於是,一個男孩對另外一個說:“我們開始大聲唱歌就行了。”

  "How will that help?" said the second boy.

  “那就會知道時間嗎?”第二個男孩問。

  "Just do it," insisted the first.

  “只管唱吧。”第一個堅持道。

  Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"

  兩個孩子開始大聲唱歌,過了一會兒,一個鄰居開啟窗戶喊道:“小聲點!你們不知道現在是凌晨三點嗎?”

  篇三

  George comes from school on the first of September.

  9月1日, 喬治放學回到家裡。

  George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

  喬治,你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

  I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

  媽媽,我不喜歡,因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。