又簡單又好玩的英語小笑話
冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。小編整理了 ，歡迎閱讀!
篇一
vacationing in hawaii, my husband and i went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - when presented with the check, my husband reached into his pocket for his wallet, but somehow lost his balance and fell over. as the people at the next table looked on in astonishment 'he said, "the food was delicious-but wait till you get your bill!"
在夏威夷度假時，一天晚上，丈夫和我去一家最好的飯店吃飯。當侍者拿來賬單結賬時，我丈夫把手伸進口袋掏錢包。但不知怎的，他失去了平衡，仰面摔倒了。在鄰桌的人還在驚訝地望著他的時候，他說：“飯菜味道是很美----但也要等結了賬再走呀。”
篇二
Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. How would our driver handle the situation, we wondered. Straight-faced, he leaned toward the door and asked, "Going to the nudist Colony, sir?"
在瓦湖島上度假時，我們坐在旅遊車裡等候掉隊的人。一位男子，明顯不是和我們一起的，朝旅遊車走來並要上車。司機會怎麼處理這種情況呢?我們都拭目以待。司機拉長了臉，向車門靠過去，問道：“先生，是去天體營嗎?”
"Oh, no," replied the would-be passenger, retreating quickly.
“哦，不，”剛想乘車的男子回答說，迅速轉身而逃。
"Works every time," the driver said with a wink.
“每次都管用，”司機眨巴了一下眼睛說。
篇三
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
我和一個朋友在快餐店排隊訂餐，那裡很醒目地寫著，不接受超過20美元的大鈔***請自備零錢***。
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
我們前邊的一個女士指著這個牌子對我們說：“上帝保佑，如果我身上有超過20美元的話，我一定不會在這兒吃飯!”
篇四
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
一男子去酒吧，點了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。當他環視酒吧時，發現一隻猴子蕩下來，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
該男子問酒吧招待，這隻猴子是誰的。服務員回答說是鋼琴手的。男子走到鋼琴手面前問：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒嗎?”鋼琴手回答說：“沒有，但是如果你能哼唱，我會為你演奏的。”