關於爆笑兒童英語笑話大全

  在交際場合,能恰到好處地講個英語笑話或自創一個幽默,不僅可以體現自己的語言水平,還可以提升個人魅力。本文是關於爆笑兒童英語笑話,希望對大家有幫助!

  關於爆笑兒童英語笑話:Its part of the game 我在扮演媽媽

  Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

  媽媽:瑪麗,你為什麼這樣大喊大叫的? 為什麼不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢?你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。 瑪麗:媽媽,艾迪當然不會出聲了,因為我們倆正在玩爸爸回家遲到的遊戲呢,他扮演爸爸,我扮演你。

  關於爆笑兒童英語笑話:How to Become Rich 如何致富

  Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

  Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

  Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

  弟弟:我看見你親我姐姐了,如果你不給我五分錢,我就告訴我爸。

  姐姐的男朋友:不要那樣做。給你五分錢。

  弟弟:我這個月已經賺了一塊兩毛五了。

  關於爆笑兒童英語笑話:How to Become Rich 如何致富

  Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

  Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

  Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

  弟弟:我看見你親我姐姐了,如果你不給我五分錢,我就告訴我爸。

  姐姐的男朋友:不要那樣做。給你五分錢。

  弟弟:我這個月已經賺了一塊兩毛五了。

  關於爆笑兒童英語笑話:what do I get 我能得到什麼

  Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

  Tommy: Quarters.

  Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

  Tommy: Hamburger.

  老師:如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半,我能得到幾塊兒?

  湯米:四塊。

  老師:那我要是再切兩次,我能得到什麼呢?

  湯米:漢堡。

  關於爆笑兒童英語笑話:I Didn't Notice It 我沒有看到另外一塊

  Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

  Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.

  媽媽:約翰尼,我今天早上在櫥子裡放了兩塊點心。現在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?

  約翰尼:嗯,我想是因為裡面太黑我沒看到另外那塊。