關於八年級英語笑話閱讀

　　用英語笑話能夠激發和培養學生學習英語的興趣，進而有利於幫助學生樹立自信心,養成良好的學習習慣,學習英語能夠幫助學生開闊視野。小編整理了關於八年級英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於八年級英語笑話：打錯了Wrong number

　　A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and then she hung up.

　　"Wow!" said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

　　"Wrong number," replied the girl.

　　關於八年級英語笑話：飛機場Airport

　　A stewardess wore a sparkling gold necklace, a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional.

　　Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she asked gracefully: “Is it pretty?”

　　“Very pretty, but the airport looks more fascinating.” The other party wisecracked.

　　關於八年級英語笑話：皺巴巴的睡衣

　　The wrinkled nightgown

　　man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.

　　Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, “My lord, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!”

　　關於八年級英語笑話：本科生和研究生的區別

　　Difference between undergraduates and graduates

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.

　　"When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."

　　關於八年級英語笑話：我知道我丈夫在哪

　　I always know where my husband is

　　One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, "Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!"

　　"I know!" the next woman says, "Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there."

　　The third woman says, "I always know where my husband is."

　　"Impossible!" both women say, "He has you completely fooled!"

　　"Oh no," says the woman. "I'm a widow."