有關於七年級英語笑話閱讀

　　英語笑話一般都比較短，因為這樣方便大家閱讀，本來只是用來博大家一笑放鬆身心的東西，又何苦弄得長篇大論呢。小編分享關於七年級英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　關於七年級英語笑話：浪費還是節約Waste or save

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?

　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven't I?

　　關於七年級英語笑話：第一次約會

　　Dating for the first time

　　A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date: "Is this your date with young man for the first time?"

　　Girl: "Too bloody right. Gee, how are you men all always asking this question?"

　　關於七年級英語笑話：不能讓他跑了

　　I can't let him get away

　　A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away. So they got married immediately.

　　The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."

　　"Oh, honey," he replied, "I can't drink that much every day."

　　關於七年級英語笑話：以“命”抵命A life for a life

　　The English author, Richard Savage, was once living in London in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he had written the story of his life, but not many copies of the book had been sold in the shops, and Savage was living from hand to mouth. As a result of his lack of food he became very ill, but after a time, owing to the skill of the doctor who had looked after him, he got well again.

　　After a week or two the doctor sent a bill to Savage for his visits, but poor Savage hadn't any money and couldn't pay it. The doctor waited for another month and sent the bill again. But still no money came. After several weeks he sent it to him again asking for his money. In the end he came to Savage's house and asked him for payment, saying to Savage, “You know you owe your life to me and I expected some gratitude from you.”

　　“I agree,” said Savage, “that I owe my life to you, and to prove to you that I am not ungrateful for your work I will give my life to you.”

　　With these words he handed to him two volumes entitled, The life of Richard Savage.

　　關於七年級英語笑話：大頭強尼Johnny big head

　　Johnny comes back from school crying and says, “Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head.”

　　His mother replies, “No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings.”