關於英文笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強,普遍存在於人們的日常生活中。笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進身體健康。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：浪費還是節約

　　father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?

　　父親：噢，傑克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?

　　jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?

　　傑克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是?

　　：真正便宜的東西

　　after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

　　做完生意回來後，提姆覺得應該給妻子帶點什麼禮物回去。

　　“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.

　　“那些香水怎麼賣啊?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。

　　“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

　　“看起來好像有點貴哦!”提姆說道。於是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。

　　“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.

　　“還是貴了點。”提姆抱怨道。

　　growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

　　售貨員開始有點惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價值15美元。

　　“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”

　　“我的意思是，”提姆說，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”

　　the clerk handed him a mirror.

　　售貨員聽了後，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。

　　：誰是第一個男人

　　a teacher said to her class：“who was the first man?”

　　有個老師問班上的學生：“誰是第一個男人?

　　“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly."

　　喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當即叫道。

　　“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

　　“你怎麼知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑著。

　　“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

　　小男孩說：“因為他是戰時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。”

　　but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

　　這時一個大點兒的男孩舉起手來。

　　“well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?”

　　“那麼，”老師對他說，“你認為誰是第一個男人呢?”

　　“i don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but i know it wasn't george washington，ma’am，because the history book says george washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”

　　“我不知道他的名字，”大點兒的男孩說，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因為歷史書上說，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個男人。

　　
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