英語幽默趣味小故事三則

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今，笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　英語幽默趣味小故事：超速的理由

　　Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car

　　pulled them over.

　　'Why on earth were you driving so fast?' the policeman yelled. '

　　Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!'

　　哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。

　　“你們為什麼開那麼快?”警官喊道。

　　“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發生事故前趕緊到達目的地。”

　　英語幽默趣味小故事：我在學開車

　　Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?

　　父親：我曾向你許諾，如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車，可你卻未能做到。你上學期一直在幹什麼呀?

　　Son: I was learning to drive a car.

　　兒子：我在學開汽車。

　　英語幽默趣味小故事：大衣著火了

　　The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.

　　The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!

　　老師為了讓學生記住先思考後發言，告訴他們在說出重要事情之前先數到50，如果是特別重要的事情，要先數到100。 第二天，當老師背靠著火爐講課時，發現好幾個學生的嘴脣在很快地不停地動。突然，全班學生一起喊道：“九十八，九十九，一百。老師，您的大衣著火了!”