經典的短篇英文笑話

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　persistance

　　returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by sara, our four-year-old daughter. "daddy, who won the golf game? you or uncle richie?"

　　"uncle richie and i don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "we just play to have fun."

　　undaunted, sare said, "okay, daddy, who had more fun?"

　　纏住不放

　　丈夫打完高爾夫球回來，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去。“爸爸，誰贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔?”

　　“我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，”丈夫推諉說。“我們打球只是為了好玩而已。”

　　莎拉毫不氣餒，又問：“那麼，爸爸，誰覺得更好玩呢?”

　　篇二

　　a thank-you letter

　　"Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?"

　　"Yes, Mum."

　　"Your handwriting seems very large."

　　"Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very loud."

　　“你是在按照我說的給爺爺寫信感謝他嗎?”

　　“是的，媽媽。”

　　“你的字好象寫得太大了。”

　　“嗯，爺爺的耳朵不好，所以我寫得大聲點兒。”

　　H2O

　　Teacher: What is the chemical formula ofwater?

　　Student: HIJKLMNO.

　　Teacher: What are you talking about?

　　Student: Yesterday you said H to O.

　　老師：水的化學分子式是什麼?

　　學生：HIJKLMNO。

　　老師：你在說什麼?

　　學生：你昨天說的從H到O。

　　篇三

　　Bachelor

　　Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

　　傑克騎車摔傷，得住院治療。一位年輕美貌的護士拿著表格讓填。仞傑克填好遞上表格"還有什麼漏填的?"護士問. "有!"傑克想了想說，"我是個單身漢."