超級經典英語冷笑話大全

　　笑話是幽默的一種形式,玩笑的目的就是逗樂、引人笑。幽默當然不只是笑話,幽默有許多其他的表達形式,如插科打諢的滑稽、相聲等。下面是小編帶來的超級經典英語冷笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　超級經典英語冷笑話篇一

　　The Easter Bunny,an honest lawyer, Santa Claus and a drunk find a fifty-dollar bill together. Can you guess who gets to keep it?

　　復活兔、誠實的律師、聖誕老人和一個醉漢同時看到一張50美元的鈔票。你能猜到是誰會保留它嗎?

　　Of course, it's the drunk because the other three don't exist.

　　當然是醉漢了，因為其他三個並不存在。

　　超級經典英語冷笑話篇二

　　A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids.

　　一個男孩告訴他媽媽，說她在養育孩子方面做得很糟糕。

　　She replied,"Hold your tongue. That's not truel"

　　這位母親回嘴說：“住口，那不是真的”

　　The boy said, "Then why do you send me tO bed when l'm not tired and wake me up in the morning when l am ? "

　　男孩說：¨那為什麼你總是在我不困的時候叫我上床睡覺，在早上我困的時候叫醒我?

　　超級經典英語冷笑話篇三

　　Ten men applied for a job as an industrial spy. The interviewer gave each man a sealed envelope. They were ordered to deliver it to the fifth floor.

　　有10個男人去應徵產業間諜的工作。面試者給每個人一個封好的信封。他們被命令把信封送到五樓。

　　One man secretly disobeyed and opened his envelope. It read,"You're the right person for this job. Report to the personneldspartment immediately.“

　　有一個人偷偷地違反命令，打開了給他的信封。上面寫著：¨你是這份工作最合適的人選。馬上到人事部報到。"

　　超級經典英語冷笑話篇四

　　At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thought about this and said, "Why is the groom wearing black ? "

　　在一場婚禮上，一個小男孩問他的母親：”媽媽，為什麼那女孩穿白衣服?“這位母親回答道：”新娘穿白衣服，是因為今天是她最快樂的一天。”這個男孩想了想然後說：那為什麼新郎穿黑衣服。“

　　超級經典英語冷笑話篇五

　　Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent,honest and modest ? The answer”a is";tourist."

　　你知道美國人如何稱呼白宮裡聰明、誠實、謙虛的人嗎?答案是“觀光客。

　　超級經典英語冷笑話篇六

　　Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one.

　　有三隻猩猩一個接一個地從樹上掉下來。

　　the first one was sick,the Second was being a copycat and the third gave in to peer pressure.

　　第一隻生病了，第二隻盲目模仿，第三隻屈服於同僚壓力

　　超級經典英語冷笑話篇七

　　who is nuts ?

　　誰是傻子?

　　in a hospital for mentally disturbed people, when the doctor walked into the room of a patient, he saw him dangling from the ceiling. being frightened, he called the nurse to come and pull him down for fear that the man might fall to his death. the nurse said; "doctor, every day this patient thinks that he is a lamp, therefore, he often hangs from the ceiling!" the doctor said;“no,you have to pull him down at once; otherwise, he'll die if he falls down."

　　一家精神病院裡，醫生走進一個病人的房間，發現病人正吊在天花板上晃來晃去。醫生嚇壞了，擔心病人摔下來一命嗚呼，趕緊叫護士把病人拉下來。護士說：¨醫生，這個病人每天都認為自己是一盞燈，所以常常把自己吊在天花板上。“醫生說：¨不行，你 還是得馬上把他拉下來，免得他摔死。

　　after a pause,the nurse answered: "but the light will go out after i pull him down!"

　　護士停頓了一下，說：¨可是，如果我把他拉下來，燈不就熄了嗎?