超短的爆笑英語笑話大全

　　笑話是一種目的在於刺激人發笑的民間敘事文學。冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。小編分享超短的爆笑英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　超短的爆笑英語笑話：Is it a boy or a girl

　　A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

　　B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

　　A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

　　B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

　　超短的爆笑英語笑話：Pretty ugly

　　Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

　　Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.

　　超短的爆笑英語笑話：Silent fart

　　A man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem.

　　"Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"

　　The doctor replies:

　　"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."

　　超短的爆笑英語笑話：Pay tax with a smile

　　A: I hate paying my income tax.

　　B: You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?

　　A: I'd like to but they insist on money!

　　超短的爆笑英語笑話：Take his place

　　An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

　　"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.

　　"Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

　　Replied the governor, "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."