超短的爆笑英語笑話大全

  笑話是一種目的在於刺激人發笑的民間敘事文學。冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。小編分享超短的爆笑英語笑話,希望可以幫助大家!

  超短的爆笑英語笑話:Is it a boy or a girl

  A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

  B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

  A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

  B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

  超短的爆笑英語笑話:Pretty ugly

  Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

  Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.

  超短的爆笑英語笑話:Silent fart

  A man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem.

  "Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"

  The doctor replies:

  "The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."

  超短的爆笑英語笑話:Pay tax with a smile

  A: I hate paying my income tax.

  B: You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?

  A: I'd like to but they insist on money!

  超短的爆笑英語笑話:Take his place

  An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

  "So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.

  "Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

  Replied the governor, "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."

  超短的爆笑英語笑話:I'm Sick

  One day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the hospital.

  Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you.

  Hamid: Tell him, I can't see him. I'm sick.

  超短的爆笑英語笑話:Say sorry to aunt

  Dad: "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."

  Son: ***goes over to the aunt*** "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid."

  超短的爆笑英語笑話:Undying love

  Girl: Do you love me?

  Boy: Yes, dear.

  Girl: Would you die for me?

  Boy: No, mine is undying love.