九年級短篇英語笑話閱讀

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　　九年級短篇英語笑話：下午茶

　　It’s Tea Time on the Train!

　　***Originally in English***

　　Train tea is supposed to be very bad.

　　There was a passenger going on a train,

　　and it was tea time. A boy was coming around with

　　a cart and asked, “Would you like to have a cup of tea, sir?”

　　The passenger said, “Ah, yes. I’ll have a cup.” The boy said,

　　“With or without milk?” And the passenger said,

　　“With milk, and sugar as well, but no tea!”

　　火車上的下午茶

　　火車上的茶水很難喝。

　　有一個人搭火車，

　　供應茶水的時間到了，

　　一位服務生推著手推車詢問：「先生，您想喝杯茶嗎?」

　　他說：「好，給我一杯。」服務生問道：「要不要加牛奶?」

　　他說：「加牛奶和糖，但不要加茶。」

　　九年級短篇英語笑話：tell a lie***說謊***

　　Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"

　　Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."

　　Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."

　　Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"

　　媽媽：“你要哪一隻香蕉，維克多?”

　　維克多：“我要那隻最大的。”

　　媽媽：“維克多，你應該懂禮貌，要那隻小的。”

　　維克多：“媽媽，難道懂禮貌就必須說謊嗎?”

　　九年級短篇英語笑話：刮臉

　　"Harry: "My big brother shaves every day."

　　哈里：“我哥哥每天都刮臉。”

　　Henry: "My brother shaves fifty times a day."

　　亨利：“我哥哥每天刮50次臉。”

　　Harry: "Is he crazy?"

　　哈里：“他瘋了嗎?”

　　Henry: "No, he's a barber."

　　亨利：“沒有，他是一名理髮師。”"

　　九年級短篇英語笑話：舉辦生日宴會

　　Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you you come?"

　　彼德十歲了。一天他的朋友保羅對他說：“彼德，星期六我要舉辦生日宴會，你能來嗎?”

　　Peter asked his mother, and she said, "Yes, you can go." She phoned Paul's mother to tell her.

　　彼德問母親，母親說：“沒問題，你去吧。”她還打電話通知了保羅的母親。

　　Before Peter went to the party on Saturday afternoon, his mother said to him, "Now, Peter, don't forget to be polite. Don't ask for food. Wait until someone gives it to you."

　　"All right, Mom," Peter answered, and he went to Paul's house on his bicycle.

　　There were a lot of children at the party. They played together for an hour, and then Paul's mother gave them some food; but she forgot to give Peter any. He waited politely for a few minutes, and then he held his plate up in the air and said loudly, "Does anyone want a nice clean plate?"

　　星期六下午，彼德去赴宴。臨行前，母親對他說：“彼德，別忘了禮貌。別主動要吃的，等別人拿給你。”

　　“好的，媽媽。”彼德回答。然後他騎著自行車去了保羅的家。

　　宴會上孩子很多，他們在一起玩了一個鐘頭。這裡保羅的母親給他們分發食品。但她忘了給彼德。彼德等了幾分鐘，然後把盤子舉在空中，大聲說：“有人要乾淨的盤子嗎?”