關於英語笑話及翻譯大全
言語幽默是一種十分常見的語言現象，在日常生活中，它無處不在，起著十分重要的作用。作為一種獨特的娛樂方式，它能夠幫助人們減輕壓力、放鬆心情、緩解疲勞，有利於身體健康。下面是小編帶來的關於英語笑話及翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
關於英語笑話及翻譯篇一
Christmas Service 聖誕節的禱告
It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arrive at the church for the morning service.
"Well," said the clergyman, "I guess there's no point in having a service today."
"Well that's not how I see it." said the farmer. "If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it."
這是一個寒冷的聖誕節清晨，霧很重，積雪很厚。只有一名農民和牧師設法到達教堂做禱告。
牧師說：“ 我想今天做禱告是沒有意義的。”
“我可不這麼認為。”農民說，“只要有一隻奶牛在餵養時出現，我仍然餵它。”
關於英語笑話及翻譯篇二
A Dead Fly 一隻死蒼蠅
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服務員，我的湯裡有一隻死蒼蠅。
服務員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的。
關於英語笑話及翻譯篇三
Falling Down 他一定是在吹牛
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.
"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 7 hours to fall off it!"
"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"
"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"
一個人在吹牛，說他們國家得事情是多麼不可思議。最後，他開始講他的國家的建築物有多麼高。
“有一個樓房特別高，我的朋友亞歷克斯用了7小時才從它上面跌下來!”
“哦，我的天啊!”他的朋友說。“當然他一定死了!”
“當然。他沒有食物和水達3天之久!”
關於英語笑話及翻譯篇四
Drunken Humour 醉漢的幽默
Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.
Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?
Wife: I love you, dear.
妻子：親愛的，你昨晚看上去真的醉了，飯桌上老嘮叨一件事。
丈夫：真的嗎?千萬別信一個醉漢說的話，對了，我都說了什麼?
妻子：我愛你，親愛的。
關於英語笑話及翻譯篇五
Goodbye, Money 再見，美元
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devotedourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.
As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey."
Our daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."
My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Goodbye, Money."
迪斯尼之旅 弗羅裡達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個孩子前往旅遊，我們全身心地沉醉在它的各種奇觀之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之後，我們要回家了。
當我們驅車離開時，兒子揮手說：“再見，美奇。”
女兒揮著手說，“再見，美妮。”
丈夫也有氣無力地揮了揮手，說道：“再見，美元。”