經典爆笑的英語笑話閱讀

　　自古以來,我們中國人就有幽默的傳統,而笑話作為一種流傳最廣的幽默形式,一直為人們喜愛。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　I Could Do It Slower

　　Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

　　Dentist: Fifty dollars.

　　Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

　　Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

　　我可以幹得慢一些

　　病人：拔一顆牙收費多少?

　　牙醫：50美元。

　　病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?

　　牙醫：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以幹得慢一些。

　　篇二

　　George comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問。“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。”

　　篇三

　　Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind. ， and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years.。

　　A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year - "62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.

　　One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos.。

　　Turning to me,，he said, “Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”

　　印第安那州瓦巴西的懷茲中學，其門廳裡懸掛著過去四十年間樣籃球隊的照片。

　　每幅照片前排中間的隊員舉著一個籃球，上面標明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。

　　一天，我看到一個新生很困惑地看著照片。他朝我轉過身來，說道：“多奇怪呀，這些隊都是以一分之差輸掉的!"

　　篇四

　　Greetings

　　問候語

　　As a clerk at a university post office,I was greeting patrons with a "Hello"or "Good morning".When a Spanish exchange student approached the counter，I happened to say,"How's it going?"

　　作為一個大學郵局裡的職員，我總是對那些光顧者這樣打招呼“你好”或“早上好”。當一位西班牙的交換學者來到我的櫃檯時，我偶然這樣招呼了一句"How is it going?"

　　Laying his foreign mail in front of rne，he replied,"Airmail."

　　他把要寄往外國的郵件放在我面前說:“寄航空。

　　篇五

　　An easy way

　　輕而易舉

　　Stepping from my kitchen into the garage, I accidentally locked myself out of the house. When I tried to persuade my 18-month-old son，Taylor, to open the door, none of my tactics worked. Finally，I walked around the house to check for an open window. To my amazement，I found the front door open and Taylor standing there with a salesman.

　　出了廚房我便走進了車庫，不留神把門鎖給撞上了，把我自己鎖在了門外。我那18個月的兒子泰勒在屋裡。於走，我在外邊千方百計地想讓他幫我開門，結果均告失敗。最後，我圍著房子想找個開著的窗子。令我吃驚的是，前門開著，我的兒子站在門口正與一個推銷員在談話。

　　"I've been locked out for 20 minutes,"I said. "How did you get him to open the door?"

　　我對那推銷員說:“我被鎖在了外邊20多分鐘，你是怎樣讓他給你開門的”。

　　Looking puzzled，the man replied，“I rang the doorbell."

　　面帶驚奇的推銷員答說:“我只按了一下門鈴。”