關於兩分鐘英文笑話閱讀

　　英語笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過英語笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編整理了關於兩分鐘英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於兩分鐘英文笑話：Mother Of Six

　　A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. In fact, he is so proud of himself and his ability to impregnate that he starts referring to his wife as "Mother of Six" despite her constant objections.

　　One night, they get a chance to leave the kids behind with a sitter and go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"

　　His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

　　關於兩分鐘英文笑話：Problems With The Car

　　WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."

　　關於兩分鐘英文笑話：What Did He Say?

　　An elderly couple were driving across the country.

　　The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the Gardai.

　　The Garda said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

　　The woman turns to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

　　The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!" The Garda said, "May I see yourlicense?"

　　The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

　　The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!"

　　The woman gave him her license.

　　The Garda said, "I see you are from Mayo. I spent some time there once and had the worst date I have ever had."

　　The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

　　The old man yelled, "He thinks he knows you!"

　　關於兩分鐘英文笑話：Vibrating Husband

　　A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

　　"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.

　　The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

　　Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.

　　"What are you doing?" He exclaimed.

　　The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

　　A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from theden. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

　　"What are you doing" She asked.

　　He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."

　　關於兩分鐘英文笑話：Feminist Protest

　　A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decidedthat in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest.

　　Somehow the professor heard about the plan.

　　In the next lecture, in the beginning of the lecture he said: "In Sweden a prostitute makes $2000 per night."

　　All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them: "Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn't take off until the day after tomorrow."