有關大學英語小笑話欣賞

　　笑話不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。小編精心收集了有關大學英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　有關大學英語小笑話：面試

　　Reaching the end of a job interview ,

　　到了工作面試的最後部分，

　　the personnel recruitment officer asken a young engineer fresh out of Cambridge,

　　人事招聘主管問一位剛從劍橋畢業的年輕工程師：

　　" And what starting salary were you looking for?"

　　“你想要起薪多少呢 ?”

　　The engineer said,"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year,depending on the benefits package."

　　工程師說 ：“太約一年十四萬左右吧，要視整體福利而定。”

　　The interviewer said,"Well ,what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation,

　　面試主管說：“嗯，五個禮拜的假期，

　　14 paid holidays,full medical and dental,

　　十四天帶薪假，全額補助醫療和看牙科，

　　company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary ,

　　百分之五十薪資的公司相對退休基金，

　　and a company car leased every 2 years ,say,a red sports Mercedes? "

　　每兩年公司租用配車，比如說，紅色的賓士跑車，你覺得怎么樣呀?”

　　The engineer sat up straight and said ,

　　工程師挺直坐著說：

　　"Wow!Are you kidding?"

　　“哇!你在開玩笑吧?”

　　And the interviewer replied,"Yeah,but you started it."

　　面試主管回答說 ：“對呀。不過是你起頭的呀。”

　　有關大學英語小笑話：Johnny's Prayer

　　強尼的祈禱

　　Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room .

　　強尼因為不乖就被趕進他的房間。

　　After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said aprayer .

　　過了一會兒。他就出來跟他的媽媽說他已緩!徹底反省，而且事後禱告了。

　　"Fine",said the pleased mother.

　　滿心歡喜的媽媽說：“很好，

　　"If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you."

　　如果你求上帝幫勘你不要不乖，她就會幫助你。”

　　"Oh,I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave,"said Johnny.

　　強尼說："哦，我沒有求她幫助我不要不乖;

　　"I asked him to help you put up with me."

　　我求它幫助你來忍受我。”

　　有關大學英語小笑話：Why

　　為什麼

　　A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,

　　“位墓園管理員在巡視的時候，看見一名男子躺在墳墓上，

　　sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,

　　大聲哭泣，並且用他的拳頭重重地敲打地面.他悲痛地說：

　　"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.

　　"你為什麼一定要死?哦，為什麼?為什麼?為什麼?”

　　"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,

　　墓園管理員安慰他說“心愛的人死去是個很難受的損失，

　　"but someday,the pain will pass."

　　但是終有一天，傷痛會過去的。”

　　"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.

　　這位哭泣的男子抬起頭看著他說：“心愛的人?

　　" I didn't even know the guy."

　　我根本不認識這個人。…

　　"Then why all the tears? "

　　"那為什麼要痛哭流涕呢?…"

　　"He was my wife's first husband!"

　　"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀!”