短篇的爆笑英語笑話大全總有一個笑死你的

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編分享短篇的爆笑英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　短篇的爆笑英語笑話：No connection with medicine 與藥無關

　　When the sick man entered the consulting room, the doctor smiled and said: "I am glad to see that you look much better today."

　　"Yes, I followed the direction on your medicine bottle," replied the sick man. The doctor asked: "What were they?"

　　The sick man replied: "Keep the bottle tightly corked***用軟木塞塞住***."

　　病人走進診室時，醫生笑著說：“我很高興你今天看起來好多了。”

　　“是的，我是按照你給我的藥瓶上的說明做的，” 病人回答說。醫生問道：“什麼說明呀?”

　　病人回答說：“把藥瓶一直用軟木塞緊緊地塞住。”

　　短篇的爆笑英語笑話：To prove it 驗證

　　Someone asked a little boy: "Is a pound of lead heavier than a pound of feathers?" The boy quickly replied: "Of course it is."

　　When he was told "You are wrong. They both weigh the same," he insisted that a pound of lead is the heavier. He said: "To prove it, I would go up on the balcony and drop a pound of feathers on your head and then drop a pound of lead to let you say which is the heavier."

　　有人問一個小男孩：“一磅鉛比一磅羽毛重些嗎?”男孩馬上回答說：“當然是。”

　　這人對他說：“你錯了，兩樣東西重量是相同的。”但是男孩還是堅持認為一磅鉛重一些。他說：“為了證明這一點，我會到陽臺上去把一磅羽毛扔到你頭上，然後扔下一磅鉛，再讓你說那樣重謝吧!”

　　短篇的爆笑英語笑話：Doctor! Doctor! Give Me The News!

　　A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to the new doctor.

　　At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"

　　As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman. How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?"

　　"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bentover to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."

　　"Huh," the younger doctor said, "pretty sneaky. I think I'll try that at the next house."

　　Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with another woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy she once did, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."

　　You've probably been doing too much work for the church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."

　　As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?"

　　"Well, just like you at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope. When I bent down toretrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."

　　短篇的爆笑英語笑話：It is an Oak Tree 這是一棵橡樹

　　One summer, two men, who had come to the country for their holidays.

　　They were walking in an orchard. They saw that all the trees were bending under a heavy load of apples. Except one tree on which there were no apples at all.

　　A small country boy was sitting nearby. They called to him. "Come here, boy. Here's a six pence for you. Do you know why there are no apples on that tree?"

　　"Of course I do, sir, because it is an oak tree," answered the boy.

　　一年夏天，有兩個人來到鄉下度假。

　　他們漫步走進果園，只見果實累累，結滿了蘋果，英語小故事那些樹都被壓彎了腰，而又一棵樹上一個蘋果也沒有。

　　旁邊地上坐著一個鄉下小男孩。他們大聲向他問道：“孩子，過來，給你六便士，你知道為什麼這棵樹上沒有蘋果嗎?”

　　那男孩回答說：“當然知道，先生，因為這是一棵橡樹。”