爆笑英語笑話加翻譯精選

　　英語冷笑話是近幾年才出現的新興語言現象，它以網路為主要的傳播方式。本文是爆笑英語笑話加翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!

　　爆笑英語笑話加翻譯：Dad seeking praise 老爸求讚美

　　5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.

　　Father: "I'm so tired, if you praise me, I'll Be fresh."

　　Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"

　　Dad: "Hey!"

　　Daughter: "Your chick looks really nice ah ......"

　　5歲的女兒讓老爸幫她做某事。

　　老爸：“爸爸很累啦，你誇我兩句吧，你誇我兩句我就又有勁了。”

　　女兒：“老鄭!”

　　老爸：“哎!”

　　女兒：“你家妞妞長得可真漂亮啊……”

　　爆笑英語笑話加翻譯：Traffic lights are so pretty

　　交通燈真美

　　In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.

　　One evening, I drove the car home with the three-year-old daughter, came to theembankment***路堤***, from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad ...

　　Each traffic light red, yellow, green light, all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: "Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?"

　　Daughter look and said: "Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?"

　　在堤岸邊有個十字路口，是我每天回家的必經之路。

　　一天黃昏，我開車車載著三歲的女兒回家，來到堤岸，從遠處看去，只見十字路口的幾隻紅綠燈都出了故障……

　　每隻紅綠燈的紅﹑黃﹑綠燈都全部亮起，在晚霞襯托下，煞是好看。我趕緊叫我的女兒欣賞這難得一見的美景：“女兒你看，前面所有紅綠燈的每盞燈都亮了，是不是很漂亮?”

　　女兒看後說道：“哇!好漂亮啊!是誰把他們修好的?”

　　爆笑英語笑話加翻譯：It's Always Me

　　總是我

　　A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?" The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!" The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?" The same son answered: "Father, I'll eat it all!" The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?" The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"

　　一位父親對他的兒子們說：“你們的媽媽明天要烙一張餡餅，誰要吃呢?” 大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。” 父親接著說：“明天我要殺一口豬，誰要吃呢?” 又是大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。” 父親又說：“明天我們要耕地，誰想耕地呢?” 大兒子再次回答道：“總是我，總是我，這次還是讓其他人來吧。”