七年級下冊英語笑話對話

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：女人的回答

　　A husband said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?"

　　一位丈夫對妻子說：“為什麼上帝把女人創造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”

　　"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

　　“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很簡單。上帝使我們如此美麗，男人才會愛我們。上帝使我們如此愚蠢，我們才會嫁給他們。”

　　：妻子的祈求

　　Two men were talking at the break-room. One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. "In the end"he said, "I had her begging on her knees."

　　兩位男士正在休息室淡論著。一位對另一位說起他與妻子的一場爭鬥。他說：“最後，我迫使她跪下來求我。”

　　"What did she say?" asked the coworker.

　　“她怎麼求你的?”另一位很好奇。

　　"She told me to come out from under the bed."

　　“她求我快點從床下爬出來。”

　　：理由

　　One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

　　一天清晨，媽媽去叫還在睡覺的兒子起床。

　　Mom: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

　　媽媽:起來，兒子。去學校的時間到了。

　　Son: But why? I don't want to go to school.

　　兒子:但是為什麼?我不想去學校。

　　Mom: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

　　媽媽:給我兩個理由，你為什麼不想去學校。

　　Son: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

　　兒子:第一，所有的孩子都恨我。第二，所有的老師都恨我。

　　Mom: Oh! That's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.

　　媽媽:哦!這不是理由。來吧，你必須去學校。

　　Son: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?

　　兒子:那給我兩個為什麼我要去學校的理由?

　　, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

　　媽媽:第一，你都52歲了，應該明白自己的責任。第二，你是學校的校長。