七年級下冊英語小笑話

　　近年來,冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象在網路、雜誌上十分盛行。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"

　　一天一個年輕的商人問他女朋友：“親愛的，如果我破產了你還會嫁給我嗎?”

　　"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.

　　“當然會。”女孩堅定的回答。

　　"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.

　　“你是說真的嗎?”他問道。

　　"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.

　　“這正是我想問你的問題。”女孩說。

　　篇二

　　Christmas Eve Service

　　平安夜禮拜

　　Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and Ifound some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit,shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near theend!"

　　就在我開始平安夜禱告時，教堂停電了。教堂裡的接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然後我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記後，我說：“剛才我講到哪兒了?”傳來一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”

　　篇三

　　A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

　　“我把丈夫變成了一個百萬富翁。”一個女人告訴她的朋友。

　　"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

　　“那他結婚前是什麼樣的呢?”朋友問。

　　The woman replied, "A billionaire."

　　“那時他是個千萬富翁。”

　　篇四

　　Just Sew the Buttonhole

　　我只把釦眼兒給縫上了

　　Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?

　　丈夫：你給我把釦子縫好了嗎，親愛的?

　　Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

　　妻子：沒有，親愛的。我找不到釦子，所以我只把釦眼兒給縫上了。