關於假日的好笑英語笑話

  笑話是口頭或者書面的幽默語言。笑話可以使人輕鬆愉悅,忘記憂愁困擾。下面是小編帶來的,歡迎閱讀!

  篇一

  The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

  瑞士麵條樹

  spaghetti harvest1957: The respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Many called the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. To this the BBC diplomatically replied, "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best."

  1957年愚人節BBC新聞中說,瑞士的麵條樹大豐收,農民都在樹上收割麵條。大量觀眾上當受騙,打電話來諮詢麵條樹的種植方法。BBC對此的回覆是:把一根麵條插在番茄醬裡,然後就等著吧。

  篇二

  Sidd Finch

  虛擬棒球天才

  Sidd Finch1985: Sports Illustrated published a story about a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the Mets. His name was Sidd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. This was 65 mph faster than the previous record. Surprisingly, Sidd Finch had never even played the game before. Instead, he had mastered the "art of the pitch" in a Tibetan monastery under the guidance of the "great poet-saint Lama Milaraspa." Mets fans celebrated their teams' amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and Sports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information. In reality this legendary player only existed in the imagination of the author of the article, George Plimpton。

  1985年愚人節,運動畫刊雜誌釋出一條假訊息,稱一個名為Sidd Finch的新人棒球投球手,能投出168mph時速的球,比當時記錄高出65mph;而且這位新人之前都沒有玩過棒球!他在一個西藏的寺廟裡學會了投球的藝術。大批棒球粉絲因此被騙。其實這個只是文章作者瞎編的。

  篇三

  Instant Color TV

  即時彩色電視

  image1962: In 1962 there was only one tv channel in Sweden, and it broadcast in black and white. The station's technical expert, Kjell Stensson, appeared on the news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to display color reception. All they had to do was pull a nylon stocking over their tv screen. Stensson proceeded to demonstrate the process. Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color broadcasts only commenced in Sweden on April 1, 1970.

  1962年愚人節,當時瑞典還只有一個電視訊道,而且是黑白的。電視臺的技術人員當天在新聞中說,彩色電視已經研發成功,使用者只需拿一雙尼龍襪蓋在電視螢幕上就行。還真有人信了。

  篇四

  The Taco Liberty Bell

  塔可自由鍾

  Taco Liberty Bell1996: The Taco Bell Corporation announced it had bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell was housed to express their anger. Their nerves were only calmed when Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. The best line of the day came when White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known, he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial。

  1996年愚人節,塔可鐘快餐公司說他們買下了美國費城獨立廳的大鐘,並重命名為塔可自由鍾。憤怒的市民打電話給費城的國家歷史公園,要求確認這個訊息。幾小時後塔可鐘快餐公司承認這只是個玩笑。當天最烏龍的事件還不在此。白宮記者會祕書Mike McCurry被問到這件事時,隨機應變回答說,林肯紀念碑也被賣了,現在被命名為福特水星汽車紀念碑。

  篇五

  San Serriffe

  虛擬國家

  image1977: The British newspaper The Guardian published a special seven-page supplement devoted to San Serriffe, a small republic said to consist of several semi-colon-shaped islands located in the Indian Ocean. A series of articles affectionately described the geography and culture of this obscure nation. Its two main islands were named Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse. Its capital was Bodoni, and its leader was General Pica. The Guardian's phones rang all day as readers sought more information about the idyllic holiday spot. Only a few noticed that everything about the island was named after printer's terminology。

  1977年愚人節,英國衛報發行了長達7頁的增刊,全是介紹San Serriffe這個印度洋上的小島國的,據說那裡有好幾個分號形狀的小島。文章中大肆渲染了這裡的風情和民俗,介紹了它的城市和首都,甚至總統的名字。當天衛報編輯室的電話都被讀者打爆了,大家都想知道這樣美好的度假勝地在哪。只有少數人注意到,首都名字Bodoni是印刷術語,是一種印刷字型的名稱。