小學生英語的笑話大全欣賞

　　外國人的笑話雖然不會讓你捧腹大笑，但是也會微微一笑哦，小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話，有時間的可以笑一笑哦

　　英語笑話一

　　always thirsty 總感到口渴

　　"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體裡了。”

　　"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"

　　“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”

　　"no, but i am always thirsty!"

　　“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”

　　英語笑話二

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老師：請說說看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　英語笑話三

　　if I Am a Manager　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.　　All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.　　“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.如果我是一個經理　　一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經理”為題寫一篇作文。　　所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什麼不寫。　　“我在等我的祕書”。那孩子答道。NOTE　　assign vt.分配, 指派 ***與to連用***分配　　The monitor was assigned to take notes for the meeting.