可以學習英語的笑話大全

　　人們在日常生活中經常聽到，讀到或自己講述笑話，笑話產生幽默效果而使人發笑。有很多因素可以導致幽默效果的產生，如說話者的語氣，環境，以及笑話中語言的運用。下面是小編帶來的可以學習英語的笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　可以學習英語的笑話篇一

　　Whose plate it is 誰的盤子

　　Guest1: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

　　Hotel Host2: "I can't imagine3, unless4 it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

　　客人：“為什麼你的狗狗坐在那兒老是看著我吃東西呢?”

　　旅館主人：“我不敢想象，除非是因為你拿了它經常用來吃東西的盤子了。”

　　可以學習英語的笑話篇二

　　Now I have two skunks in there

　　"We have a skunk1***臭鼬*** in the basement," shrieked2***尖叫*** the caller to the police dispatcher***排程員***. "How can we get it out?"

　　"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."

　　Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.

　　"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks3 in there!"

　　“我們的地下室裡有一隻臭鼬，”打電話的人對警察排程員尖叫道。“我們怎樣才能把它弄出來?”

　　“弄一些麵包屑，”排程員說;“從地下室往外鋪一條小道直到後院。然後將地下室的門開啟。”

　　一段時間後，那人又打電話打了回來。“你們將它弄出來了嗎?”排程員問他。

　　“沒有，”打電話的人答道，“現在那兒有兩隻臭鼬了。”

　　可以學習英語的笑話篇三

　　I want to know you 我想認識你

　　Boy: "I'd like to call1 you. What's your number2?"

　　Girl: "It's in the phone3 book."

　　Boy: "But I don't know your name."

　　Girl: "That's in the phone book too."

　　男：我想給你打電話。你的電話號碼是多少?

　　女：在電話本上呢。

　　男：可是我不知道你的名字呀。

　　女：也在電話本上呢。

　　可以學習英語的笑話篇四

　　He's shaving you 他正在給你刮鬍須

　　Stopping in an unfamiliar1 barber shop for a shave, a young playboy took a fancy to the manicure***修指甲*** gril and suggested dinner and a show that evening.

　　The girl demurred***反對，抗辯***," I don't think I ought to, I'm married."

　　"Why don't you ask your husband," the playboy suggested." I'm sure he wouldn't object."

　　"You can ask him yourself ," the girl srugged, "He's shaving you."

　　一位年輕的花花公子在一家不熟悉的理髮店裡刮鬍須，他很喜歡修指甲的女郎，於是提議哪天晚上去吃晚餐和看錶演。

　　女郎猶豫著說：“我覺得我不應該去，我結過婚了。”

　　“你何不問問你先生，”花花公子建議說：“我確定他不會反對的。”

　　“你可以自己問他，”女郎聳聳肩道，“他正在替你刮鬍須。”

　　可以學習英語的笑話篇五

　　A Stubborn Horse 倔強的馬

　　The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding out a novel. Finally, he pronounced it completed and brought the book to his psychiatrist1, who eagerly began reading it aloud:

　　General Jackson leaped upon his faithful horse and yelled, 'Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap' The doctor thumbed through the rest of the manuscript. There's nothing here but 500 pages of giddyaps! he exclaimed.

　　Stubborn horse, explained the writer.

　　大作家瘋了，但現在似乎還有恢復的希望。六個月以來，他都坐在打字機旁用力地敲一部小說。終於，他宣稱書已寫好並把它拿到精神病醫生那裡。醫生急切地大聲朗讀起來：

　　“傑克遜將軍跨上他的忠實的馬，喊道：‘駕，駕，駕，駕……’”醫生翻了翻剩下的手稿。“五百頁紙竟全是‘駕，駕’!”他驚奇地說。

　　“是匹倔強的馬，”作家解釋道。