適合六年級的英語笑話

　　笑話作為一種流傳最廣的幽默形式,一直為人們喜愛。除了民間口頭流傳的笑話外,成書的笑話集也是讀書人經史子集之外不可或缺的閒趣。下面是小編整理的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Which Month Did He Go Away

　　When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect.

　　The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, Which month did he go away?

　　傑克給人鞠躬，飛快地一點頭，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂禮貌。於是便有好心的人教他說，下次鞠躬的時候，你就在心裡數：一月、二月、……一直數到十二月為止，然後再直起身來。這樣，禮節就周全了。

　　第二天，傑克見到他的叔叔，他便如法炮製。這躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一驚，趕緊逃開了。傑克抬頭一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便問過路人：我叔叔幾月走的?

　　篇二

　　Who is Stupid 誰愚蠢

　　A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

　　Little Johnny then stood up.

　　The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

　　"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

　　一個老師在對學生們講心理學，“誰認為自己蠢就站起來?”她一開始就說。

　　小約翰尼站了起來。

　　“你認為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。

　　“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著。”

　　篇三

　　Big hands 大手

　　Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　Student: Big hands.

　　老師：如果我左手上有7個桔子，右手上有8個桔子。那麼我有什麼?

　　學生：大手。

　　篇四

　　A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩與驢子

　　A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad***少年，小夥子*** . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.

　　So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

　　一個小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過部隊營房。兩名士兵想跟小傢伙開個玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這麼緊幹什麼?

　　這樣，他就不會去參軍了。小傢伙眼都不眨地回答道。