初二英語幽默演講稿

　　幽默的演講稿可以使聽眾感到快樂，關於初二英語幽默的演講稿有哪些呢?接下來是小編為大家帶來的關於，希望會給大家帶來幫助。

　　一

　　One of the most popular hobbies among people is reading books. More and more people spend their spare time in reading the books they are interested in.

　　There are so many books in the world that it is impossible for any one to read all of them, even if he spends his whole life in reading. Before we start reading, we should find out whether it is valuable for us to read.

　　Reading good books is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It can enrich our knowledge. It makes us learn lots of things we did not previously know. We can be aware of what had happened in the past as well as what is happening in the present time. The more books we read, the more knowledge we get. No matter how much education we receive or how much expensive we have, we can not become a full man unless we keep reading.

　　Reading bad books will lead you to a wrong way and prevents you from progressing. It’s worse than reading nothing. So we know how important it is to read good books.

　　book can be read at random time if you have leisure, and there never be a time limitation. Also, you can read a book to achieve a more really history. Through a book, you can communicate with its author without other’s transmission. All these rarely can be easily achieved by a television.

　　Furthermore, book is a treasure that has developed centuries. As we know when written language appeared, human beings became use it to record their lives, and this action leaves us a lot of historic precious mineral. We can absorb intelligence and wisdom, and we can also be taught lessons. I love book from my heart, form book I know how to communicate with others, and I learn my homeland is the place I love best, and also I know my parents are the very individuals who I love through my life. What about the television? Television, sometimes, show violence, sex, drugs beyond our choice.

　　二

　　Love Your Mother

　　愛你的母親

　　Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

　　你為什麼哭?一個小男孩問他的媽媽.

　　"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

　　因為我是女人,她告訴他.

　　"I don't understand," he said.

　　我不明白.他回答

　　His Mom just hugged him and said,

　　"And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

　　媽媽擁抱了他說,"你永遠也不會明白,但沒關係..."

　　Later the little boy asked his father,

　　"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".

　　後來小男孩問他的父親"媽媽為什麼似乎在無緣無故的哭泣?"

　　"All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say......

　　"所有的女人都會常常沒有原因地哭泣",這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的...

　　The little boy grew up and became a man,

　　still wondering why women cry.

　　等到小男孩長大,成了男人的時候,

　　他仍然奇怪媽媽為什麼哭.

　　Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?"

　　最後他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問"上帝,為什麼女人容易哭泣?"

　　GOD answered......

　　上帝回答:

　　"When I made woman,

　　I decided she had to be special.

　　I made her shoulders

　　strong enough to carry

　　the weight of the world, yet,

　　made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

　　"當我創造女人的時候,

　　我決定把她造的很特別,

　　我讓她的雙肩強壯的足以能夠承擔整個世界,但是,

　　卻讓她的雙臂溫柔的足夠去安慰他人...

　　I gave her the inner strength

　　to endure childbirth

　　and the rejection

　　that many times will come

　　even from her own children.

　　我給她內在的力量去忍受生產的劇痛,

　　也讓她有勇氣承受無數的傷害,

　　甚至這些傷害有時會來自於自己的孩子...

　　I gave her a hardness

　　that allows her

　　to keep going and take care

　　of her family and friends,

　　even when everyone else gives up, through sickneand fatigue without

　　complaining....

　　我給她頑強,讓她能夠不斷地前進,

　　並且照顧自己的家人和朋友,

　　甚至當每個人都放棄的時候,

　　她卻能夠堅強地在疾病和勞累之時毫無怨言...

　　I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all yanjianggao/ircumstances. Even when her child has hurt her badly....

　　She has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....

　　我給她內心的敏感,讓她在任何環境下都深愛著自己的孩子.甚至在他們深深傷害她的時候...

　　她用那特別的力量，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時候感到安慰，也能夠讓年輕的子女消除緊張與恐懼...

　　I gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults

　　and I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....

　　我給她力量關心她的丈夫，儘管他會犯錯.我用男人的肋骨創造了女人，使女人可以保護男人的心臟...

　　I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....

　　我給她智慧，讓她知道一個好丈夫永遠不會傷害他的妻子，但有時候會試煉她堅定的永遠跟隨自己丈夫的能力與決心.

　　For all of this hard work,

　　I also gave her a tear to shed.

　　It is hers to use

　　whenever needed and

　　it is her only weakness....

　　When you see her cry,

　　tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though

　　she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.

　　因為這些種種的困難，

　　我也同樣賜她流下眼淚，

　　這是當她在需要時可以使用的，