英語幽默的有趣小笑話

　　在開心輕鬆的氛圍中學習知識。今天小編就給大家分享一下英語的笑話，大家可以閱讀一下笑起來

　　兩隻鳥

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老師：請說說看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　我的狗不識字

　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

　　布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!

　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

　　史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!

　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

　　布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”

　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

　　布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!

　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

　　史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!

　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

　　布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”

　　誰欠誰錢

　　A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.

　　律師的狗，沒有拴而到處閒逛，它來到一家肉店，偷走了一塊 烤肉。店主來到律師的辦公室，問道“如果一條沒栓的狗從我的商店裡偷了塊肉，我有權利從狗的主人那裡要回損失嗎?律師答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我 8.50美元，你的狗沒栓而且今天從我的店裡頭了塊肉”，律師什麼都沒說，馬上給他寫了一張支票。一些天后，店主開啟郵箱，發現一封來自律師的信，信上寫 道：諮詢費250美元。