英語短笑話大全

  冷笑話不同於一般的笑話,以其獨特的制笑機制,能瞬間製造出一種特殊氛圍。小編精心收集了英語短笑話,供大家欣賞學習!

  英語短笑話篇1

  Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.

  小男孩:爸爸,我想結婚。

  Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?

  爸爸打趣地問道:噢!誰是你心中合適的人選?

  Little boy: Grandma.

  小男孩:奶奶。

  Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?

  爸爸:等一下,你認為我會讓你娶我的媽媽?

  Little boy: Why not? You married mine.

  小男孩:為什麼不?你娶了我的媽媽。

  英語短笑話篇2

  As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time.

  作為一個小學的樂隊指揮,為了確保學生投入足夠的時間練習,我要求他們上交由他們父母簽字的練習單。

  I had to laugh, however, when one parent wrote on her child's sheet, "Practiced 17 minutes, but it seemed like hours.

  可是有一次,一位家長的簽字把我逗樂了。練習單上寫著:“練習了17分鐘,但猶如幾個時辰。”

  英語短笑話篇3

  A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. his friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - the dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.

  一位養狗人宣稱:要是給了愛犬錢,它便會到賣報亭買份報紙來。他的朋友堅持要來個演示,並給了狗一些錢。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個小時過去了,仍不見它帶報紙回來。

  "how much did you give him?" asked the owner.

  一位養狗人宣稱:要是給了愛犬錢,它便會到賣報亭買份報紙來。他的朋友堅持要來個演示,並給了狗一些錢。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個小時過去了,仍不見它帶報紙回來。

  "five dollars.

  “五元。”

  "well, that explains it. when you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.

  "這就是了。你給它五元錢時,它就去看電影。

  英語短笑話篇4

  Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

  一個人得了重病,妻子伴隨他去看醫生。檢查過後,醫生示意病人的妻子到走廊見他。

  "Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.“

  你丈夫病得很重,”醫生說,“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第一,一日三餐,要營養美味。第二,給他一個輕鬆的環境,不要抱怨。第三,每天都對他傾注熾熱的愛。”

  On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"

  在驅車回家的路上,丈夫問道:“醫生說了什麼?”

  "I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it.“

  很遺憾,“你活不成了。”