關於短篇英語笑話故事閱讀

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編精心收集了關於短篇英語笑話故事，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於短篇英語笑話故事篇1

　　Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice.

　　Two hours later, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting.

　　“What’s the matter?” She asked him. “Why don’t you bring it in?”

　　“I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” The simpleton answered.

　　從前有一個笨人的妻子讓她的丈夫買幾塊冰。

　　兩個小時後，他還沒回來。

　　她想知道他為什麼沒回來，就出去看，發現她的丈夫在門口站著，在太陽下晒冰，看著冰融化。

　　她問他：“怎麼啦?你為什麼不把它拿進來?”

　　“我看見冰是溼的，恐怕你會訓斥我，因此，我正在把它晒乾。”笨人回答道。

　　關於短篇英語笑話故事篇2

　　there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were good.

　　One day the king showed his stories to a famous writer. He waited the writer to praise these stories. But the writer said his stories were so bad that he should throw them into fire. The king got very angry with him and sent him to prison.

　　After some time, the king set him free. Again he showed him some of his new stories and asked what he thought of them.

　　After reading them, the writer at once turned to the soldiers and said: “ Take me back to prison, please.”

　　從前有一個國王，他喜歡寫故事，但是他寫的故事很不好。人們怕他，都說他的故事好。有一天國王把他的故事給一名作家看，他想要作家讚揚他的這些故事，而作家說他的故事是如此的差以至於該扔進火裡。國王很生氣，把他送到監獄。

　　過了些日子，國王給了作家自由。國王重新將自己的一些新故事給作家看並問他感覺怎麼樣。

　　作家之後立刻轉身對士兵說著;“請把我送回監獄吧。”

　　關於短篇英語笑話故事篇3

　　A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it.

　　"Two pence," said the man.

　　"No, no, " said the barber, "I will give you a penny, and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again."

　　The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave.

　　"A penny." said the barber.

　　"I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again."

　　賣掃帚的人和理髮師

　　一個賣掃帚的人去一家理髮店修面.理髮師向他買了一把掃帚.當理髮師給他修完面後,問了一下掃帚的價錢.

　　賣掃帚的人說:"兩便士"

　　"不,不"理髮師說,"我只出一便士.如果你認為不夠的話,可以把掃帚拿回去."

　　賣掃帚的人取回了掃帚,隨後問修面要付多少錢.

　　賣掃帚的人說:"我只能給你半個便士,如果你認為不夠的話,你可以把鬍子再替我裝上."