英語經典笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話能夠使我們在緊張的工作生活當中獲得一絲的放鬆，想放鬆一下心情的話，那麼請閱讀下面小編為大家帶來，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語經典笑話翻譯1

　　One day，the teacher walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday，she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

　　老師走進教室，向同學們宣佈說，以後每星期五她都會問大家一個問題，誰答對了下星期一就不用上課。

　　One the first Friday，the teacher asked，"how many grains of sand are there on the beach?”Needless to say，no one could answer.The following Friday, the teacher asks the class，“How many stars are there in the sky?”and no one could answer.

　　第一個星期五，老師問:“沙灘上有多少粒沙子?”不用說，沒人答得上來。第二個星期五，老師問:‘天上有多少顆星星?”還是沒人答得上來。

　　Frustrated，little Johnny decided that the next Friday，he would somehow answer the question and get a three-day weekend. So on Thursday night, Johnny took two ping一gong balls and painted them black. The next day, he brought them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day，just when the teacher said，"here’s this weekend’s question，"Johnny emptied the bag to floor，sending the ping一pong balls rolling to the front of the room.

　　小強尼沮喪極了，他決定下星期五設法回答出老師的問題，過一次連續三天的週末。星期四晚上，強尼找了兩個乒乓球，並把它們染成黑色。第二天，他把乒乓球裝在了一個紙袋裡帶到了學校。這一天的課快結束的時候，老師說:“這一星期的問題是—”話還沒說完，強尼就把乒乓球從紙袋裡倒出來，把它們滾向講臺。

　　Because they were young kids who find any disruption of class amusingthe entire class started laughing.The teacher said，"OK，who's the comedian with the black balls?"Immediately，little Johnny stood up and said，"Johnny Henry，see you on Tuesday”

　　小孩子嘛，只要能打斷老師的講課，他們都會覺得好玩，於是全班鬨堂大笑。老師問:“這些黑球是哪個搗蛋鬼的?”小強尼立刻站起來說:“是強尼·亨尼的，我答出來了，下星期二見!”

　　英語經典笑話翻譯2

　　After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，"What is the usual tip?”

　　"Well，”replied the youth，"this is my first trip here，but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you，I’II be doing great.”

　　一個學生把比薩餅送到老肯恩家，肯恩問:“你一般要多少小費?”

　　"Is that sot”snorted Ken. "Well，just to show them how wrong they are，here’s five quid.”

　　年輕人答道:“我第一次到這邊來，同事們說我要是能得到5便士就很不錯了。”

　　"Thanks,”replied the youth，“I'll put this towards to my studies.”

　　“是嗎?”肯恩哼了一聲，“他們錯了，給你5鎊。”

　　"What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said，"Applied psychology.”

　　“謝謝，”年輕人答道:“我會把這些用在我的研究上。”

　　snort

　　“你學什麼的?”肯恩問道。年輕人笑著說:“應用心理學。”

　　英語經典笑話翻譯3

　　One day，a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator，a chick just got out of it’s eggshell.

　　老師帶學生到養雞場參觀，當他們走近孵化器時，剛好一隻小雞破殼而出。

　　"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell，isn't it's it?”the teacher said.

　　“看見一個小生命從蛋殼裡出來，很奇妙，是不是?”老師說。

　　"Yes，sir，"said one of the boys，“But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell beforehand.”

　　“是的，老師，”一個男學生說，“可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鑽進蛋殼裡的那就更奇妙了。”

　　英語經典笑話翻譯4

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now，children，"said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

　　學校的老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“現在，孩子們，”她說:“她們當中有誰讓別人高興過?”

　　"Please， a small boy，:I’ve made someone glad yesterday."

　　“我，老師，”一個小男孩說:“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

　　"Well done. Who was that”

　　“做得好。是誰呢?”

　　"My granny."

　　“我奶奶。”

　　"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

　　“好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”

　　"Please，teacher，I went to see her yesterday，and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her，‘Granny, I’m going home’，and she said，‘Well，I'm glad!’”

　　“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒待了三個小時。然後我跟她說:‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說:‘啊，我很高興!’”