英語幽默笑話的大全欣賞

　　學習英語無聊了可以多多看看英語笑話哦，小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話，供大家學習閱讀和參考

　　英語笑話一

　　That's the difference

　　A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.

　　After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."

　　孩子在車庫打球時掉了一隻隱形眼鏡。

　　找了一會兒，他告訴母親找不到了。母親出去了，幾分鐘以後，拿著隱形眼鏡回來。“媽媽，你是怎麼找到的?”孩子問。“我們找的不是同一件東西，”母親回答，“你找的是一小片塑料，而我是在找150塊錢。”

　　英語笑話二

　　The Nice Wedding Gift

　　漂亮的結婚禮物

　　We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. Apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: Thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. We look forward to using it soon.

　　我們參加了一個熟人的兒子的婚禮。由於我們都不認識那個年輕人和他的新娘，所以我們決定送給他們一個實用的全家禮——一個滅火器。很明顯，這對新人大批量製作了他們的感謝信，因為我們收到了一張卡片，上面寫著：“非常感謝您的漂亮的結婚禮物，我們期待著不久就用到它。”

　　英語笑話三

　　Drowner: Help!! I’m drowning!!

　　溺水者：救命呀!!我溺水了!!

　　Helper: Don’t worry! Just do exactly as I say and you’ll be fine!

　　Helper: Breathe air into your lungs instead of water!

　　幫手：別擔心!照我說的做，你會沒事的!

　　幫手：你要吸空氣，不要吸水進到肺部呀!

　　Drowner: I can’t…! I don’t think…!

　　Drowner: Glue…Glue…Glue…

　　溺水者：不行呀。。。我不認為。。。

　　溺水者：咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕***不斷嗆水中。。***