兒童英語笑話彙總
下面是小編整理的兒童英語笑話，歡迎大家閱讀!
兒童英語笑話：Two Birds 兩隻鳥
It's a night. John is looking at the sky.
這是一個晚上。約翰抬頭看著天空。
Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”
湯姆是約翰的弟弟。他問約翰：“你在幹什麼?”
John says, “I’m counting stars.”
約翰說：“我在數星星。”
Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”
湯姆笑著說：“現在天空太黑了。你為什麼不等到明天早上再數呢?”
兒童英語笑話：Three Turtles 三隻烏龜
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
託尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”
突然，託尼問他的爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎?”
Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.”
爸爸皺眉說：“我想不好吃。你怎麼會問這個問題?這可是一個愚蠢的問題。”
But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”
可是託尼說：“剛才你盤子裡有一隻蒼蠅。”
兒童英語笑話：Tell a lie
Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"
Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."
Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."
Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"
媽媽：“你要哪一隻香蕉，維克多?”
維克多：“我要那隻最大的。”
媽媽：“維克多，你應該懂禮貌，要那隻小的。”
維克多：“媽媽，難道懂禮貌就必須說謊嗎?”
兒童英語笑話：I Don't Like an Argument 我不想爭論
Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?
It's round, answered Gerald.
How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.
All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!
傑拉爾德，老師問：地球是什麼形狀?
是圓形的，傑拉爾德回答道。
你怎麼知道是圓的?老師又問。
好吧，那它是方的，學生回答說：我可不想與你爭論這件事情。
兒童笑話英語：Who Is the Laziest 誰最懶
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶?
湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?
湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。
But the teacher cried 可是老師哭了
兒童英語笑話：Who is Stupid 誰愚蠢
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
一個老師在對學生們講心理學，“誰認為自己蠢就站起來?”她一開始就說。
小約翰尼站了起來。
“你認為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。
“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著。”
兒童英語笑話：Lost Purse 丟失的錢包
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
一個女人丟了手提包，有一個誠實的小孩撿到後交還給了她。她看錢包，說：“嗯，這麼有趣，我丟的時候裡面是一張20美元，現在成了20張一美元。”
“沒錯，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我撿到錢包時，那位夫人沒有零錢獎賞給我。”