關於爆笑易懂的英語笑話

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：The Clever Dog 聰明的小狗

　　A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally.

　　Finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"

　　一個小男孩在練習小提琴，他的父親在讀報紙。隨著小男孩的琴聲，家裡養的狗也開始高一聲低一聲的叫起來。

　　最後，小男孩的父親實在忍不下去了，說，“難道你就不能拉一些狗聽不懂的曲子嗎?”

　　：A smart horse 聰明的馬

　　There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing***耕地*** , and his horse immediately galloped***疾馳，飛奔*** five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.

　　"That’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.

　　"Well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"

　　一位農夫在犁田時，不慎跌倒摔傷了屁股，他的馬立即飛奔到五哩外最近的小鎮，載了一位醫生回來。一個朋友看到後便誇讚說：“你這匹馬真是聰明!”

　　農夫說：“也沒有你想的那麼聰明啦!它帶來的是一位獸醫!”

　　：Who's better stisfied? 誰更滿足?

　　A person with six children or a person with $6 million, who is better satisfied? Why? The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more. 一個有六個孩子的人和一個有600萬美元的人，誰更滿足?為什麼? 當然是有六個孩子的那個，因為有600萬美元那個還想要得更多。

　　：Such a Long Dog 如此長的狗

　　Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thoughtthat it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

　　從前有個瞎子。一天，他正在行路時踩著了一隻正在睡覺的狗的腦袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一隻狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來。瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說：奇怪，這隻狗可真夠長的。

　　：How Did You Ever Get Here

　　One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."

　　The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"

　　"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."

　　你是怎樣回來的?

　　一個冬天的早晨，一名僱員解釋他為什麼遲到了四十五分鐘才起來上班。“外面太滑了，我每向前邁一步，就要向後退兩步。”

　　老闆狐疑地看著他，“噢，是嗎?那你是怎樣到這裡來的?”

　　“後來我決定放棄，”他說，“然後我就往家裡走。”