輕鬆工作經典幽默故事

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　　：把顏色留下

　　Years ago, people rented phones from the local telephone company

　　幾年前，人們從當地的電話公司租用電話時

　　and had the option of paying a one-time fee to have a color model.

　　只要選擇額外一次性地付一點錢就能拿到一個彩色的電話機。

　　One customer, who had had his phone for some time,

　　有一名顧客在電話用了一些日子後忘記了這個規則。

　　forgot how this worked.

　　當我去中斷他的電話服務時，

　　When I was disconnecting his service,

　　他不讓我把電話機帶走。

　　he objected to my leaving with his phone.

　　“那是我的電話機”，他生氣地說

　　"That's mine," he said angrily. "I paid for it."

　　“我付了錢的。”

　　"No, sir, you paid for the color, not the phone," I explained.

　　不是，先生，你付的是顏色的錢，不是手機。我給他解釋。

　　"Okay, take the phone," he said calmly, "but leave the color."

　　“那好，把電話拿走吧，”他平靜地說，“但顏色得留。

　　：死後重生

　　"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

　　“你相信人能死後重生嗎?”老闆問他的一個員工。

　　"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

　　“我相信，先生”。

　　"Well, then, that makes everything just fine,"

　　這位剛上班不久的員工回答。

　　the boss went on. "

　　“哦，那還好”。老闆接著說。

　　After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.

　　“你昨天提早下班去參加你祖母的葬禮後，她老人家到這兒看你來了。”

　　：開張大吉

　　A young businessman had just started his own firm.

　　一個年輕人的公司剛剛開張。

　　He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

　　他租用了漂亮的辦公室，辦公室內還放上了古董作裝飾。

　　Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office.

　　這天，這位年輕人正在辦公室裡面坐著，他看到一個男的走進了辦公室。

　　Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

　　為顯示他是個成功的老闆，這位年輕的生意人拿起電話假裝正在談大買賣

　　He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor,

　　張觜就是三、五個億，閉觜就說一切搞定、沒問題!好不容易電話“打”完，掛上聽筒，年輕人問進來的那人

　　"Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

　　“您有事嗎?”那人說，“有事，我是來給你開通電話的”。