關於搞笑的英語短文閱讀

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　　關於搞笑的英語短文：誰最懶 Who Is the Laziest

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

　　中文：

　　父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶?

　　湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

　　父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?

　　湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

　　關於搞笑的英語短文：Things Have Been Okay.

　　A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.

　　Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."

　　"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."

　　"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."

　　中文：

　　一對年輕的夫婦對於他們四歲的兒子仍然不會說話這件事非常著急。他們帶他去看專家，但是醫生們找不出任何不正常的地方。

　　之後有一天早上，這個男孩突然說道：“媽媽，麵包拷糊了。”

　　“你說話了!你說話了!”他的媽媽嚷道。“我真高興!但是為什麼要我們等這麼長的時間呢?”

　　“嗯，直到現在，”男孩說，“每件事都很正常啊。”

　　關於搞笑的英語短文：欺騙的代價 The Revenge

　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

　　Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

　　Johnson: "But I want you to."

　　Wife: "But why?"

　　Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

　　譯文：

　　老農約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死後，我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯。”

　　妻子說：“不，在你死後，我不能嫁給任何人。”

　　約翰遜：“但我希望你這麼做。”

　　妻子：“為什麼?”

　　約翰遜：“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”