小學生英語節手抄報圖片

　　Senile idiots: What we call life is a and ten cent store romance.下面是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡。

　　1：Adding Feet to a Snake

　　One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.

　　Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing. “Yeah, I’ve finished. I’m No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isn’t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”

　　一天，獅子先生舉行一場聚會，許多動物都來了，他們喝很多酒。最後只剩一壺酒了。讓誰喝呢?它們想了想，有個主意。它們比賽畫蛇，誰最快畫好，誰就喝這壺酒。

　　不一會，狼先生畫好了。“哈，我畫好了，我是第一個。”它說。可是它又畫了起來，它還說：“再給它加幾隻腳吧。”這是猩猩先生也畫好了。它拿起那酒壺喝起來。一邊喝一邊說：“那不是蛇，蛇是沒有腳的，我贏了這壺酒。”

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　　2：That Is Not My Dog!

　　A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”

　　The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.”

　　The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.

　　“Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”