最幽默簡單的英語小笑話

　　近些年,冷笑話作為一種特殊的幽默方式在網際網路、電視節目、書籍雜誌上廣泛流傳。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：A Girl's Name

　　When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despitefamily warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she was old enoughto understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my ownfather because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you. Myles thought carefullyabout this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfatherhad a girl's name.

　　女兒出生時，我們給她取名叫邁爾斯，和我深愛的業已過世的父親同一個名字，不過家人提醒這個名字太男性化了。 幾年以後，我覺得邁爾斯已經長大，能夠懂事了。我對她解釋說：你的名字很特別。我給你取了一個和我爸爸一樣的名字，因為我非常愛他。我相信他會為你而深感自豪的。 邁爾斯很仔細地想了一下，然後說道：這些我都懂，媽媽。可是我不知道外公為什麼會有一個女孩子的名字。

　　：It's not my fault

　　Daughter: It's not my fault Mother

　　Mother ***reprimanding her small daughter***: You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

　　Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

　　女兒：不是我的錯，媽媽

　　母親***正教訓她的女兒***：你不該拽貓的尾巴。

　　女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。

　　：最後的贏家!

　　On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in anelevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?

　　聖誕節前夕，聖誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高階飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起?

　　Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don't exist!

　　答案：當然是聖誕老人啦!為什麼?因為大家都知道另外兩者並不存在。