簡單的英語小笑話大全

　　笑話***jokes***往往是指能引人發笑的談話或故事。作為文體,篇幅短小,故事情節簡單而巧妙,往往出人意料,取得令人捧腹的藝術效果。下面是小編精心收集的簡單的英語小笑話，希望大家喜歡!

　　簡單的英語小笑話篇一

　　成年人的抉擇

　　The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a have tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one.He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. Sure enough,a few days after his 18th birthday,he come home with a tattoo. Although l was not happy about this, I was curious to see what symbol of masculin', he had chosen. There, on his shoulder,was a two inch image of Mickey Mouse.

　　我兒子十八歲前的那一年，常常向我提出准許他文身。但我拒絕允許他這麼做。他爭辯說他不久就要成為男子漢了，並說他應該能夠做出成年人的抉擇了。果然，十八歲生日的幾天後，他文了身，回到家裡。儘管我對此感到不高興，但出於好奇，我想看看他選擇了什麼雄性象徵物。原來他在肩上文了一個兩英寸長的米老鼠像。

　　簡單的英語小笑話篇二

　　兩個律師

　　Two attomsys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches herel" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

　　兩個律師走進一個餐廳點了兩杯飲料，然後從手提箱中拿出三明治開始吃起來。餐廳老闆走過來說道：“你們不能在這裡吃自己的三明治。”兩個律師對一眼，聳聳肩，然後交換了手中的三明治。

　　簡單的英語小笑話篇三

　　At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"The other woman replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

　　在一個雞尾酒舞會上，一個女人對另外一個女人說：“你的結婚戒指帶錯手指了。男一個回答說：“是的，人也嫁錯了。”