中英對照英語小笑話閱讀

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　　中英對照的英語小笑話篇1

　　Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.

　　保羅正在一條擁擠的街市上閒逛，他停下來，坐在了一個看掌紋人的桌子前。

　　Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future.”

　　這個神祕的老婦人說:“巧美元，我可以看出你的愛情線和你浪漫的未來。”

　　Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend.”

　　保羅欣然地同意了，看掌紋的人看了一眼保羅的掌心說:“我知道你現在沒有女朋友。”

　　"That's true,” said Paul.

　　“對，”保羅說。

　　"Oh my goodness，you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"

　　“哦，我的天啊，你非常的孤獨，對嗎?”

　　"Yes，”Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"

　　“對，”保羅害羞的承認了，“太神奇了，你從我的愛情線中看出了這麼多事情。”

　　"Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters.”

　　“愛情線?不，我是從你手上的繭子和水泡中看出來的。”

　　中英對照的英語小笑話篇2

　　A friend of mine claims this happened to a friend of hers:

　　我的一個朋友告訴我，這件事發生在她的一個朋友的身上。

　　She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she，I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I’11 just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present.

　　她要去參加一個婚禮，需要帶一份結婚禮物，她一想，“啊!有了，我結婚的時候收到了一個刻有名字的銀盤，我還沒有用過，我可以去找銀匠，讓他磨掉我的名字換上我朋友的名字，就是它了!一個實惠的結婚禮物。”

　　So she took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith took a look at the tray，shook his head，and said，.Lady, you can only do this so many times!”

　　於是她帶著銀盤去找銀匠，問他能不能磨掉上面的名字，換上一個新的。銀匠看了看盤子，搖了搖頭說:“夫人，你已經這麼做了無數次了吧。”