正能量的幽默英語笑話大全

　　近年來在網際網路上流行起一種新的語言現象——冷笑話。冷笑話是後現代主義思潮在語言中的一種反映形式。小編整理了正能量的幽默英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　正能量的幽默英語笑話篇一

　　Waste or Save

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wastingtime?

　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

　　浪費還是節約

　　父親：噢，傑克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?

　　傑克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是?

　　正能量的幽默英語笑話篇二

　　Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physicianmotioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

　　"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensurehis survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-freeenvironment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him everyday.

　　On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"

　　"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it."

　　一個人得了重病，妻子伴隨他去看醫生。檢查過後，醫生示意病人的妻子到走廊見他。

　　“你丈夫病得很重，”醫生說，“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第一，一日三餐，要營養美味。第二，給他一個輕鬆的環境，不要抱怨。第三，每天都對他傾注熾熱的愛。”

　　在驅車回家的路上，丈夫問道：“醫生說了什麼?”

　　“很遺憾，”妻子說，“你活不成了。”