經典幽默英語笑話大全

　　網際網路不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。正是由於我們有這樣的需要，網路笑話得以繁榮興盛。下面是小編帶來的經典幽默英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　經典幽默英語笑話篇一

　　Advice for "Kid" 忠告“年輕者”

　　A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirementcommunity. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell, "Get the kid."

　　這裡想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，千萬別進退休社群。因為那裡人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，“讓小的幹吧。”

　　經典幽默英語笑話篇二

　　The seat you've taken is mine

　　"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine."

　　"Yours? Can you prove it?"

　　"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."

　　"請原諒，你佔了我的位置."

　　"你的位置?你能徵明這點嗎?"

　　"能，我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."

　　經典幽默英語笑話篇三

　　Do I have any other choice

　　One day, Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

　　Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

　　一天，夏娃問亞當："你當真愛我嗎?"

　　亞當無可奈何地回答："我還有的選擇嗎?"

　　經典幽默英語笑話篇四

　　Can we have our teacher back

　　Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.

　　Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"

　　有一次，一位督學去視察一個只有三間教室的學校。一間教室非常吵鬧，因此督學抓住其中一個正在站著說話的人，把他帶進另一間教室，並讓他站在牆角。

　　五分鐘以後，一個小男孩從第一間教室走進來，問道，“您什麼時候能讓我們的老師回去呢?”