小學英文小笑話故事精選

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編整理了小學英文小笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　小學英文小笑話故事篇一

　　Insomnia

　　失眠

　　A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

　　有一個男的去看醫生，訴說著失眠的苦惱。

　　The doctor gave him a thorough examination,

　　醫生給他做了一次完整的檢查，

　　found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,

　　完全找不到他身體有任何毛病，

　　and then told him,

　　然後告訴他;

　　"Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles tobed with you."

　　“你聽好，如果你希望治療好你的失眠，你就必須停止把你的煩惱跟著你帶上床。”

　　"I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."

　　這個男的說：“我知道呀，但是我沒辦法呀，我老婆不肯一個人睡嘛!”

　　小學英文小笑話故事篇二

　　Cute Harry

　　可愛的哈利

　　It's was little Harry's first visit to the country,

　　這是小哈利第一次停留在鄉下，

　　and feeding the chickens fascinated him.

　　並且餵食吸引他目光的小雞。

　　Late one evening he caught his first glimpse of peacock strutting in the yard,

　　有一天晚上，他第一次看到孔雀在院子裡神氣 十足地昂首闊步，

　　feathers spread beautifully in all its glory.

　　得意地將羽毛很優美地向外展開,

　　Rushing indoors excitedly,Harry called out for his grandma.

　　小哈利很興裔地，向屋內衝，大聲叫他的奶奶來看……

　　"Oh,Granny,come see!Come see!" he exclaimed.

　　他高聲地叫說：“喔，奶奶，快來看!快來看!”

　　"one of your chickens is in bloom!"

　　“你們家有一隻雞開花羅!”

　　小學英文小笑話故事篇三

　　Johnny's Prayer

　　強尼的祈禱

　　Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room .

　　強尼因為不乖就被趕進他的房間。

　　After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said aprayer .

　　過了一會兒。他就出來跟他的媽媽說他已緩!徹底反省，而且事後禱告了。

　　"Fine",said the pleased mother.

　　滿心歡喜的媽媽說：“很好，

　　"If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you."

　　如果你求上帝幫勘你不要不乖，她就會幫助你。”

　　"Oh,I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave,"said Johnny.

　　強尼說："哦，我沒有求她幫助我不要不乖;

　　"I asked him to help you put up with me."

　　我求它幫助你來忍受我。”