經典英文笑話大全

　　在交際場合,能恰到好處地講個笑話或自創一個幽默,不僅可以體現自己的語言水平,還可以提升個人魅力。小編整理了經典爆笑的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　經典爆笑的英文笑話篇一

　　starstruck

　　i have been starstruck since i was a little girl, so i was delighted and practically speechless not long ago when i spotted the actor ernest borgnine walking in my direction on new york's fifth avenue. "why, you're ernest borgnine!" i managed to blurt out.

　　"yes," he said, nodding politely, "i know."

　　追星族

　　從小時候起，我就一直被明星所深深吸引，因此不久以前當我在紐約第五大街上認出演員厄內斯特.波格尼向我迎面走過來時，我欣喜若狂，完全不知該說什麼好。“怎麼，你是厄內斯特.波格尼!”我想法迸出一句話來。

　　“是的，”他很有禮貌地點了點頭，說道：“我知道。”

　　經典爆笑的英文笑話篇二

　　only once

　　a novice lion tamer was being interviewed. "i understand your father was also a lion tamer," the reporter queried.

　　"yes, he was," the man replied.

　　"do you actually put your head in the lion's mouth?"

　　"i did it only once," said the new tamer, "to look for dad."

　　只有一次

　　一位馴獅新手正在接受採訪。“我知道你的父親也是個馴獅手，”記者說。

　　“他過去是。”那人回答說。

　　“你真的把頭伸進過獅子的嘴裡嗎?”

　　“只有一次，”那位馴獅新手說，“為了找我爸爸。”

　　經典爆笑的英文笑話篇三

　　the world's greatest swordsman

　　at an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. a fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. the crowd cheered. then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. a hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

　　his blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! the crowd was aghast. the greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

　　"why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "you missed!"

　　"ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. they fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."

　　世界上最偉大的擊劍手

　　在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。

　　他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來--然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。

　　“你為什麼這麼高興?”有人嚷道，“你沒擊中!”

　　“啊，”劍手答道，“你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的--但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。