關於搞笑英文笑話文章

　　英語笑話以其短小的篇幅,洗練的文筆,幽默的情節,獨有的魅力吸引著我們每一個人,成為大家茶餘飯後的調味劑。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：Spoiled Mother

　　A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"

　　"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

　　"No, under the tail," says the youngster.

　　The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

　　The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

　　"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

　　The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."

　　：Most Wanted

　　Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.

　　One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

　　"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly."

　　So Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

　　：Circulation

　　A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said:

　　"Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face."

　　"Yes, sir," the class said.

　　"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

　　A class member shouted, "'Cause your feet ain't empty."

　　：Reward

　　A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.

　　It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm... that's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

　　The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

　　：Sucking her thumb

　　A little girl loved sucking her thumb very much... Even though she was now five years old, she hadn't stopped the bad habit.

　　In an effort to break the habie, her mother lied to her, and told her that her stomach would swell and eventually burst if she didn't stop sucking her thumb. The lie scared the little girl so much that she stopped sucking her thumb immediately.

　　A month later, an old friend of the family's, who was pregnant, stopped by for a visit. When the little girl walked into the room to greet her she stopped suddenly and stared at the woman's belly. After some hesitation, she greeted the old friend.

　　The lady noticed the little girl's hesitation and sai, "Hi! I guess you are wondering where I've been, aren't you?"

　　The little girl answered, "Not exactly, I know what you've been doing and you better stop it fast."