關於適合小學生的英語笑話

　　笑話是幽默的一種表現形式,通過闡述語用因素對英語笑話言語的作用機制,可以探索英語幽默話語的語用特徵和動態執行模式,幫助人們從認知角度和心理推理機制上更好地瞭解笑話幽默的產生方式。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　My personnel-management class consisted mainly of adult, working students. One night while discussing job enrichment, the teacher asked if any of us would be happy doing what we did that day for the rest of our lives. A student in the back raised his hand. Surprised, the teacher asked him, "What did you do today?" Smiling, he said, "I took off from work."

　　我曾參加過一個員工管理培訓課程，我們班上基本上都是成年人和一些半工半讀的學生。一天晚上我們在課上討論工作豐富化的問題。我們的老師問我們當中有沒有人願意一輩子做今天所做的事情。坐在教室最後面的一個學生舉起了手。老師覺得很驚奇，於是問那個學生，“你今天做什麼來著?”，學生笑著回答，“我今天請假了”。

　　篇二

　　As students in the college of veterinary medicine at Texas A & M University, we frequently treated the farm animals at the state prison. While awkwardly performing a medical procedure on an unruly horse, a classmate said to the prisoner who was holding the animal, "Sorry I'm taking so long." "No problem," the prisoner replied, "I'm doing seven years.

　　我在德克薩斯A&M大學獸醫藥學系學習的時候，同學們經常把動物帶到州監獄裡去治療。有一次我們笨手笨腳的給一匹烈馬做完檢查，我同學對一直按著這匹馬的犯人說：“真是不好意思，我用了這麼長時間。”“沒關係，”他回答說，“我已經作了七年這種事了。”

　　篇三

　　A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up." Right away, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

　　代課教師試圖運用她的心理學知識。開始上課時，她說：“誰覺得自己很愚蠢，請站起來。”小約翰馬上站起來了。老師問：“為什麼你覺得你很愚蠢呢，小約翰?”“我不覺得我很蠢，只是我不願意你一個人站在那!”

　　篇四

　　篇五

　　The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper. "How much does it cost to have an obituary printed"? asked the woman. "It's five dollars a word, ma'am," the clerk replied politely. "Fine," said the woman after a moment. "Got a pencil?" "Yes ma'am." "Got some paper?" "Yes ma'am." "Okay, write this down: 'Cohen dead'." "That's all?" asked the clerk disbelievingly. "That's it." "I'm sorry ma'am, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum." "Yes, you should've," snapped the woman. Now let me think a minute... okay, got a pencil?" "Yes ma'am." "Got some paper?" "Yes, ma'am." "Okay, here goes: 'Cohen dead. Cadillac for Sale.'"

　　地方報社負責刊登死亡訃告的部門電話響了。“登一篇訃告多少錢?”一位女士問。“五美元一個字，太太。”書記員禮貌地回答。“好的，”女士沉默了一小會兒，“拿著筆呢嗎?”“是的，夫人。”“紙呢?”“是的，夫人。”“好的，這樣寫：‘科恩去世了’”“就這些了?”書記員疑惑地問道。“對，就這些。”“很抱歉，夫人，我剛才沒有告訴您，在我們這登訃告最少也得五個字。”“沒錯，你就應該告訴我，”女士有點生氣了，“現在我得考慮一下，嗯…拿著筆呢嗎?”“是的，夫人。”“紙呢?”“是的，夫人。”“好的，這樣寫：‘科恩去世了，出售一輛卡迪拉克轎車。’”