小生學六年級英語笑話

　　笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。只有你想不到的笑話型別，沒有你找不到的笑話。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：Spell crocodile

　　TEACHER: How do you spell "crocodile?"

　　STUDENT: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

　　TEACHER: No, that's wrong.

　　STUDENT: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

　　：I is...

　　TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen... Always say, "I am". ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".

　　：Nature lesson

　　The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do youconclude from that?"

　　One child was ready with the answer: "They don't have a union."

　　：Advice from Children

　　No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

　　When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

　　If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

　　Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

　　You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

　　Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

　　Never hold a cat when someone is about to vaccuum.

　　You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

　　Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

　　The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

　　：Coincidence

　　TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of a coincidence?" STUDENT: "My mother and father got married on the same day, at the same time!"