小學二年級英語笑話閱讀
笑話作為廣大人民群眾喜聞樂見的文學樣式,自誕生之日起就憑藉其辛辣獨到的諷刺手法,誇張變形的藝術構思以及背反邏輯的情節設想等語體特點而得到作家青睞。下面是小編帶來的小學二年級英語笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
篇一
Poor George
George is a little monkey. He lives in a deep forest. He likes jumping and climbing trees. He is happy every day. But he has a shortcoming. He is curious.
One day an old man goes by the forest. He carries a lot of straw hats. George sees the man, and the man sees George, too. The man says to himself, “What a lovely monkey! I will catch him. I will take him home.”
The man sits down and thinks over. George sees and also sits down. The man has an idea. He puts a hat on his head, and puts other hats on the ground. Then he pretends to sleep.
George is curious and looks at the hats. “I will be nice if I put a hat on my head.” George thinks. Then he climbs down from the tree, picks up a hat and puts it on. The hat is too big, and covers George’s eyes. George can’t see. And the man gets up at once, rushes out and catches him quickly.
Poor George!
可憐的喬治
喬治是一隻小猴子。他住在大森林裡。他喜歡在樹上跳來跳去，爬上爬下。他整天都樂呵呵的。但是他有個毛病，就是太好奇。
一天， 一個老人路過大森林，他帶著許多草帽。喬治看見了這個老人，老人也看見他了。;老人自言自語道：“多可愛的猴子啊!我要捉住他，把他帶回家去。”
老人坐下來。想著辦法。喬治看見了，也坐下來。
不一會老人有個辦法，他戴上一頂帽子，又把其他帽子放在地上，然後假裝睡覺。
喬治很好奇，看看帽子，心想：“要是我戴上一頂，肯定好看。”於是爬下樹，撿起一頂帽子戴在頭上。可是帽子太大了，遮住了他的眼睛了。那個老人一下站起來，衝過去，迅速地捉住喬治。
可憐的喬治啊!
篇二
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is a lovely girl. She likes red hats. So her mother calls her little Red Riding Hood.
Her grandma loves her very much. But now she is ill. Her mother is busy. So she asks little Riding Hood to see her grandma.
In the forest, a wolf sees little Red Riding Hood, “Look, little Riding Hood. I have children for lunch, the path goes to her grandma’s house.”
The wolf comes to grandma’s house and eats grandma. Then he wears grandma’s glasses and clothes, and in her bed.
After a while, little Red Riding Hood comes to grandma’s bed. To her surprise, grandma’s mouth is very big. So she asks: “Grandma, why is your mouth so big?” “I eat little girls with this mouth.” And he rushed at little Red Riding Hood.
“Help! Help!” The wolf runs after little Red Riding Hood. At this time, a hunter passes through the house. He shoots the wolf and saves little Red Riding Hood. Then he cuts the wolf and grandma comes out.
小紅帽
小紅帽是一個可愛的女孩。她喜歡紅帽子，於是她媽媽就叫她小紅帽。
她的祖母很愛小紅帽，但現在她生病了。小紅帽的媽媽非常忙，所有她讓小紅帽去看望祖母。在森林裡，一隻狼看見了小紅帽。“瞧啊!小紅帽。午餐有小孩子可以吃啦!這是一條去她祖母家的路。”
狼來到了祖母家並吃掉了祖母。然後他戴上祖母的眼鏡，並穿上祖母的衣服並睡在祖母的床上。過了一段時間，小紅帽來到了祖母的床前，使她吃驚的是祖母的嘴巴非常大。於是她問：“祖母，為什麼你的嘴巴這麼大?”“用它來吃小女孩。”狼說這就撲向小紅帽。
“救命，救命!狼追著小紅帽。正在此時，一個獵人路過這兒，他用槍打死了狼並救出小紅帽;然後他剝開狼的兔子，救出祖母。”
篇三
The Rabbit and the Fox
Once there was a naughty rabbit. He likes to play tricks, and it made other animals angry. But it was very different to catch him.
One day, a wolf said to a fox, “I have an idea to catch the rabbit. You go back home and get into bed. I’ll go to the rabbit and tell him that you are dead. If he comes to see you, you’ll jump up and catch him.”
“Good idea,” said the fox, “I’ll do that.” Then fox ran home and got into bed. The wolf went to the rabbit’s house and said, “Mr. Rabbit, have you heard Mr. Fox is dead?” The wolf stood at the door, and then he went away.
“Really? I haven’t heard anything about it.” The rabbit said to himself, so he decided to go and see if it was true. He went to the fox’s house and looked in through the window. He saw the fox lying in bed. He opened the door and went in. he looked at the fox and said, “Mr. Wolf says Mr.Fox is dead, but he doesn’t look like a dead fox. A dead fox always open his mouth.”
When the fox heard this, he thought, “I’ll show him that I am dead.” So he opened his mouth.
The rabbit saw the fox open his mouth, and he knew the fox was not dead. He ran out of the house as fast as he could.
兔子和狐狸
以前有一個淘氣的兔子，他喜歡惡作劇，這使得其他動物很生氣。但是想抓住這是兔子可不容易。
一個，狼對狐狸說：“我想到一個辦法可以抓住這隻兔子，你回家睡在床上，我去告訴告訴兔子你死了。如果他來看你，你就跳起來抓住它。”
“好主意，”狐狸說，“我按你說的辦。 “於是狐狸跑回家躺在床上。狼跑到兔子家說： “兔子先生死了的事你聽說了嗎?”狼站在門口說，然後就走開了。
“真的嗎?我怎麼沒有聽說呢。”兔子自言自語地說。於是他決定去看看是不是真的。她來到狐狸的房前並從視窗往裡看，他看見狐狸躺在床上。於是，他開啟門並走了進去。他看著狐狸說著;“狼先生說狐狸死了，但他不像一隻死狐狸，因為死狐狸是張開嘴巴的。”
當狐狸聽見這話，他想“我要讓他知道我是死的。於是他張開了嘴巴。
兔子看見狐狸張開了嘴巴，他知道狐狸沒有死，於是他飛快從房子裡跑了出來。